Look at this guy. IN CLASS.
For when you’ve run out of fucks to give
that will be me in college
definitely bringing my skillet to college…
so my idiot drummer boy ricky, satan bless his soul, just ripped the fuck out of his ear, i told him not to gauge up all crazy and shit, but he didnt listen, so shit like this happens.
ENJOY!!!
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
omg jeannine you win
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
Wait wtf
You guys are amateurs
let me show you how this is done
ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting
…
well, that works too
okay you amateurs
let me show you how it’s done
I’m now River Song
shhh spoilers
What the hell?
I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?
Ok, so far so good…
IT GOT EVEN BETTER
SCREAMS
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In One Direction.
The boy I was completely infatuated with for a few years, then ditched me to date his psycho ex, I don’t miss him. I did. But now, I don’t even give a fuck.
But my ex who I dated for only six or so months, then he cheated on me and is now dating one of the girls he cheated on me with, I miss like crazy.
Fuck Logic.
when cato died someone started clapping and then someone else shouted out to them WHEN YOU DIE IM GOING TO START CLAPPING
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consultingsorcererinthetardis:
till-the-end-of-my-days-sherlock:
In an American airport a strange looking young couple arrived to travel to Las Vegas. The couple carried some baggage and a baby swaddled tightly in a blanket. The young couple went trough the security without a problem with the woman holding the baby very close to her body.
Once the plane had boarded, the couple took their seats and waited for the airplane to take off with the rest of the passengers. When they were in the air a hostess came to ask if the baby needed anything but the couple refused and said everything would be alright.
From that moment the hostess was a little suspicious and she watched the couple during the flight. She noticed the couple didn’t feed the baby, the baby didn’t cry even once or make any sound at all.
When the plane landed, the police were waiting for the couple at the airport. The hostess had alerted the authorities. The police searched the couple and found that the baby was dead, it’s organs had been removed and the body was packed full of illegal drugs.
What in the flying fuck
what the hell
that’s…. uh…
O.o
That’s just…
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…
MY GOD I FEEL SICK!
Excuse me.
What the actual fuck? Jheez some people are sick.
Morbid creativity, is my opinion.
Oh my god, what the actual fuck. People these days.
Morning:
Snack:
Lunch:
Dinner:
Midnight Snack:
And every minute in between:
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